“Grumbled Gurbleflurps”
A Vogon Poem
Grumbled gurbleflurps
Oh how yon gimbleflops flap
In the burpenturp winds
Snibbling gimbles gimbly
Upon stinkfisted Boppentops
But never a Corbolio
Could corklecockle Borkolio
Until the night
That his pringleflipper was chimpled
By an old wheely wag
Wiggling with great kinstopulopsis
And gigglewhomping bad
To those who seek the Gungle Dungledoo
Hear me now my frimpled pleas
And froople toople Trupaleese
Gorobo dunkalunkadeez
And stay out!
A Life in Poems 