4/1/2021 (The Wasteland II)

“Secundum leges aviation omnia sciatur, quid sit nullo modo posset fugere a apis. Alis parum corpus adipem ad esse eius angustus ut off terram. Ut videatur apis sane, quod apes non curamus quid homines fugit usquam cogitare est impossibile.”

For T.S. Eliot

sono così dispiaciuto

I. THE EXCAVATION OF THE LIVING

April is the stinkiest month

The smell of poo-poo and pee-pee

Waft over big-booty hills

Down to a sunless sea.


II. A STARING CONTEST

I remember

Those are eyes that were his eyes

Those eyes

Were eyes


III. “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, HEH HEH HEH”

Burning burning burning burning.

Burning?

Burning.

What did you say? This fire is very loud!

What did you say?

burning


IV: DEATH BY GAMER

Phlebas the Phoenician, a Fortnite player,

Forgot the cry of children, and the Electro Shuffle,

And the Flapper and Floss.

O you who play the game and look to win

Consider Phlebas, who was once a gamer like you.


V: WHAT THE BLADDER SAID

DA

Damage: That’s a lotta damage

DA

Dayum: Dayum, son, that’s a lot of damage

DA

Da: Da


I shat upon the shore

Pissing, with the April Fool behind me

Pee-Pee Pee-Pee Pee-Pee

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